Friday, May 29, 2009


so burnt up

ok see if you could follow this story -

my cousin t and i have a mutual friend i'll call her dede. dede started woking at my job. another girl, ill call this bitch jessica, cause i hate that name, got hired w/ dede and they was hanging out on breaks or whatever.

jessica and i went to high school together TEN YEARS AGO. we was good friends as freshmen up until she couldnt keep her legs closed and when i got to know her she was an airhead. and i was tired of her borrowing MY clothes.

so since jessica started working here, i don;t speak to her. i don't fuck with her, she a hood-rat and i was never that.

i'm walking into MY job today and here comes dede and hood job jessy. she starts walking all fast. later on today, my cousin called me and told me dede was @ her house. she said that dede wanted to bust hood rat jessy in her mouth. i asked why. she said that she has been giving jessy a ride to and from work and to drop her son off in the morning. this afternoon, dede is @ jessy's house and she sees this book on her table that says do not read. dede opens the book cause something in her told her to open it.

jessy was talking shit about dede.

big shit.

so dede aint fucking with her. now this is where i come in.

earlier today jessy told dede that I, delicious golden brown Poundcake, was a LAME. dammit, if i could get a pic of me and then a pic of this bitch, i would win hands down. and i'm not tooting my horn. im speaking the muthafucking truth. she also said that she didnt want to be seen with me. if she was seen with me, it would be an upgrade for her.

not only that, but didnt we fall out like TEN YEARS AGO?????? why are you still acknowledging me?? i find her irrelevant, cause i got bills to pay and i pays NO bitch any attention. i'm 25 now. so who's the lame?

i told dede i want her number.

i called the bitch she picked up i said "oh word, bitch i'm a lame?"

she hung up very quickly.

i called her, she didnt pick up and i left her a very educational voicemail.

and this is my conclusion as to why i hate bitches. why are you still sweating me after years of us not talking? why do some women feel they HAVE to dog out a woman who is doing them, looking better, and minding they fucking business? why?

gotta love a hater.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

My letter to Sandra Rose


This bitch Sandra Rose lost her muthafucking mind. I have just decided that I will NEVER visit her site again. Just click the link and find out what im talking about.

Now read the response I e-mailed to her:

Good Afternoon Sandra,

I am an avid reader of your site. I like most of your posts, not sure about your plot to destroy the Obama's image, or why you choose to hate on June Ambrose so much, but whatever, to each her own. What prompted me to write you today was your post about Black women not knowing their place. I'm not sure what planet you have come from, but most single mothers, like me, start off in a relationship with a man but further along the line they realize they cannot handle the pressure and we handle our business by ourselves. And if more Black men, men period, stepped up to the plate and took care of home instead of chasing every fat ass that walks past them.

See here, Sandra, in the real world, real black women like myself do not need a male in their household to "run things" as you put it. I would be way happier raising my child by myself rather than being submissive and naive. So that they will stay around. You must be like that in your relationship. If you have one. IF you even like men.

I am in a relationship and I am soon to be married. We share both of te responsibilities in the household and since we built this home together, we do it together. I think you have it twisted "Sandra". Black women DO NOT have a lack of respect for themselves because we don't respect Black men. BLACK MEN CAUSED US TO DISRESPECT THEM!

We are the least percentage to get married because we don't take any shit. White women and other races are willing to do and spend ANYTHING to keep their man in their place. You are dead ass wrong and you need to check yourself. Today was the LAST day I visited your site, It's full of fuckery and buffoonery and you sound like an old, out of wack spiteful no dick getting type of woman.

It's women like you who hate on other blacks and their success who make us all look bad. The people you post about don't even know you. You should lift black women up and praise them as being single mothers raising children on their own instead of cutting them down, telling them it was all their fault. No more Sandra Rose for me.


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

When do you think it is time to leave?? PART II

Ok, sooooo, I saw the E! THS Rap Wives, and again, I was floored. This time I was floored about Big Pun's wife. Liza Rios, God bless her, was at the hands of a maniac while the rest of the world unknowingly bopped their heads to her hubby's music. There was footage of her being PISTOL WHIPPED with a semi-automatic. In their home. On the security camera he had put in. This man was so terrible, he lost the respect of his fucking kids. His kids was straight on TV like "we were so happy when he died we got our mom back" WHAT!!!!! What kid is happy that they lost their parent? He must have been a fucking monster. And she's broke?! She doesn't have the rights to his roylties, are you fucking kidding me?! His album Yeeah Baby debuted @ #3 on the Billboard charts according to Wikipedia, certified PLATINUM, and Mrs. Rios claims to have never seen any of that money.......WOW. Him and Fat Joe were so tight, why hasn't he lent a hand? Liza couldnt even afford the lawyer to take the record execs to court, are you serious?

SO I ask again, When is it time to leave????

Who Do You Miss?

Is it me, or is music just not the same anymore? What the fuck is going on? What happened? All we can talk about now is what you got, how may girls you got hanging off ur stuff, where you been... it seems that it doesn't take much for anyone to get a deal nowadays. I compiled my list of who I miss, and I would love for you guys to add to it if you want, or make one up of your own..

I miss..
-Jodeci (crackhead bastards can't get it together)
-Aaliyah(if she was around, Beyonce who? )
-Dru Hill (my post-Jodeci fave male group of all time)
-TLC (RIP Lisa)
-DMX (before the drugs took over his life)
-The original Lil' Kim (pre-prison, plastic surgery)
-Destiny's Child (when it wasn't all about Beyonce)
-Biggie and Pac
-Patra(is she still alive???)
-The old Jay Z
-Peedi Crack(he was just fine I aint give a damn about his music)

What's Your Soundtrack?

If a movie was being made about your life, what would be the opening song on the soundtrack, the theme? I think I would pick the instrumental version to "Song Cry" by the weirdo formerly known as jay z. OR, "My Life" by Mary J Blige. That will be in rotation forever...

What's your soundtrack?

What's Your Taste?

My best cousin and I had a stone cold jam @ her sister's Grad Party over the weekend. Over numerous shots of strawberry vodka, we discussed our "tastes" in men. She has a taste for the thuggish, lil-boosie looking ass dudes that go to jail every other week and I prefer an athletic working male. Clean cut, white t, jeans, no tight ass blazers or no ne-yo/usher leather jackets and hats i can't do them. What do you prefer?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I hate my job I FUCKING HATE IT (1st rant ever)


I can't stand my pencil neck ass supervisor. I couldn't ever see him out in the store because I would point him out to my boyfriend and my dude would just duff him out right then and there. These managers at my job are so spiteful, and I sincerely think they do not like black people. Or people who do not kiss ass, so to say. I just be wanting to unplug my monitor and throw the shit right at his fucking bald spot I'm so fucking burnt.

My ideal job is to be a writer, I have some really good ideas and I think I can make a name for myself in the Urban Fiction category. I just need to get laptop so I can take it anywhere and I can jot shit down when I get an idea....does anyone know what I can do or what methods I can use to write a good book? Let me know, I think it's time for me to go into business for myself.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Top Ten Reasons That Should Make You Think You are a Jump-off

Top Ten Reasons That Should Make You Think You are a Jump-off

10. He introduces you to his friends as "his peoples"

9. When you ask him to take you to work, he asks to call you right back. And doesn't.

8. You two have been fucking for a year and you have YET to meet his moms.

7. You only chill at the crib.

8. Your dinner date is the Value Menu at Wendy's. AND he asks that you don't go over $5.00.

6. When you ask him to give you money on your phone bill, he asks to call you right back. And doesn't.

5. When you ask about a relationship, he asks you to "be patient" and you have been fucking him for over six months.

4. When his girfriend shows up at your house and is screaming for ole boy to come outside.

3. When you leave from his house and your tires are slashed.

2. When he says he lives with his mom or friends, but you never hear them in the background when he says he is at home.

AND, the #1 reason why you know you're a jumpoff when...

1. You only see him after midnight.

Does anyone have anything to add to the list??? I would LOVE to keep it going!

How do you define "frenemy"?

According to, here is the definition for frenemy. I first heard it on Sex and the City:

frenemy- The type of "friend" whose words or actions bring you down.(whether you realize it as intentional or not) The type of friend you ought to cut off but don't cuz...they're nice... good've had good times with them. U know...they're good people that you can count on to bring you down again sometime in the near future.

Well, does anyone know anybody like that? The bitch that you can shop with but you won't tell your business to or bring around your man? Yes, that bitch, she is a FRENEMY don't let her kind ways fool you, she has an ulterior motive!!! I know a bitch that was my frenemy(not worth even naming names but if she come on here I will put her on blast), I cut her ass back in 06 and have been clean two it was like our whole friendship was based on her bringing me down, while bringing herself up, making me look like something i wasn't while hiding who she really is. does that make sense? It got to the point where I couldn't even tell this bitch who came to see me last night because I was nervous that she would tell EVERYTHING in a conversation minus me, ya dig, so i cut her punk ass loose... Does anyone have a frenemy in their life? Frenemy experiences? Do share...

When do you think it is time to leave??

I was watching Gotti's Way last night and my heart bleeds for Deb. Not because she is the "woe-is-me" wife, but because she just doesnt know any fucking better. Deb, you guys have been SEPARATED for SEVEN YEARS, when did you think this mufucka was about to turn around?! And ANOTHER thing I would like to know is, did she see the last seaon tapes? She must not have when Irv said, "she's not that special for me to stop fucking" there was your neon sign right there Deb.

And i know, i know, the good for the kids, but mama's gotta have a life too. And I know, when ur married you make those vows before God and you have to try to do everything in your power to make it work, but when one side of the fence is only holding up, and the other side isn't willing, time to knock that fucking fence down.

Tell, me , if you were in Deb's position, what would YOU do?? How long would you stick around?

When do you think it is time to leave??

Saturday, May 9, 2009

All my mommas, grammas,moms to be, stepmoms, and dads taking the mom role...

Happy Mothers Day!!!!!

Good moms and role models are few and far-between these days. If you are a good mom and you know it , pat urself on the back. If you are a single mom, pat yourself on the back with both hands, because you're doing both jobs. If you are a single dad and taking your daughter to buy pads and tampons and shit, pat yourself on the back and get a lady friend to go with you so you know what to get. lol.

you other moms, the ones who stick your kids with family or babysitters all the times because you want to rip and run the IN the street in front of the next moving vehicle.

you moms that put your man over your kid(s), punch yourself in the mouth harder than your man did last night.

you moms that let your kids run around looking like you adopted them from Bay Bay, but u fly as hell, go outside for the next two days with YOUR face dirty, stains all over YOUR clothes, snot runnin out YOUR nose, wear a dirty diaper on YOUR ass for more than the normal time, don't do your hair, and run around like you have no home training so you can feel you poor child's pain. Sorry ass bitch.

Have we lost ALL our dignity???

With the two recent inductees of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (Rihanna, Cassie) and their posting of their naked bodies all over the net, it poses a question to ask all of you-is this what we (women) have become? Donna Summer and Chaka Khan didn't need naked photos to sell albums, what the fuck is going on?

Since when did everybody that has a computer can see you butt ass naked become the thing to do? Leaving something to the imagination must be out this year. And how many times do we have to say that if you put it on film, don't expect for just you to see it! And Cassie, she got her twat ALL exposed for everybody to see, like, what the fuck, if that pic had a caption, it should say "Cassie's first pap-smear". SMH. Both their parents must be so proud. And lil Chris Brown with her draws on his head ? No fukking comment. What is going on???

Why do women NOT get along???

Yesterday, I was kicking it with my cousin over a blunt, and we were reminiscing about the days when our crew was 11 bitches deep and how we fell out with ALL of them... and it brought me to ask you all this question, WHY do women not get along? Are we just that jealous and catty in nature, that, we cannot seem to get along in large droves ? Why is that?

I know from the experience I have went thru, it was usually over a boy. Or the bitch being fake as hell in general. Women, WHY do we hate each other so?? Why do we surround ourself with someone who we barely care for just to get in their brain get in their business and destroy their life? Are we more dangerous then men??


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