Saturday, May 9, 2009

All my mommas, grammas,moms to be, stepmoms, and dads taking the mom role...

Happy Mothers Day!!!!!

Good moms and role models are few and far-between these days. If you are a good mom and you know it , pat urself on the back. If you are a single mom, pat yourself on the back with both hands, because you're doing both jobs. If you are a single dad and taking your daughter to buy pads and tampons and shit, pat yourself on the back and get a lady friend to go with you so you know what to get. lol.

you other moms, the ones who stick your kids with family or babysitters all the times because you want to rip and run the streets....run IN the street in front of the next moving vehicle.

you moms that put your man over your kid(s), punch yourself in the mouth harder than your man did last night.

you moms that let your kids run around looking like you adopted them from Bay Bay, but u fly as hell, go outside for the next two days with YOUR face dirty, stains all over YOUR clothes, snot runnin out YOUR nose, wear a dirty diaper on YOUR ass for more than the normal time, don't do your hair, and run around like you have no home training so you can feel you poor child's pain. Sorry ass bitch.

No comments:

Post a Comment