Top Ten Reasons That Should Make You Think You are a Jump-off

Top Ten Reasons That Should Make You Think You are a Jump-off

10. He introduces you to his friends as "his peoples"

9. When you ask him to take you to work, he asks to call you right back. And doesn't.

8. You two have been fucking for a year and you have YET to meet his moms.

7. You only chill at the crib.

8. Your dinner date is the Value Menu at Wendy's. AND he asks that you don't go over $5.00.

6. When you ask him to give you money on your phone bill, he asks to call you right back. And doesn't.

5. When you ask about a relationship, he asks you to "be patient" and you have been fucking him for over six months.

4. When his girfriend shows up at your house and is screaming for ole boy to come outside.

3. When you leave from his house and your tires are slashed.

2. When he says he lives with his mom or friends, but you never hear them in the background when he says he is at home.

AND, the #1 reason why you know you're a jumpoff when...

1. You only see him after midnight.

Does anyone have anything to add to the list??? I would LOVE to keep it going!