Friday, May 29, 2009

REASON # 7,682 WHY I DON'T FUCK WITH BITCHES

so burnt up

ok see if you could follow this story -

my cousin t and i have a mutual friend i'll call her dede. dede started woking at my job. another girl, ill call this bitch jessica, cause i hate that name, got hired w/ dede and they was hanging out on breaks or whatever.

jessica and i went to high school together TEN YEARS AGO. we was good friends as freshmen up until she couldnt keep her legs closed and when i got to know her she was an airhead. and i was tired of her borrowing MY clothes.

so since jessica started working here, i don;t speak to her. i don't fuck with her, she a hood-rat and i was never that.

i'm walking into MY job today and here comes dede and hood job jessy. she starts walking all fast. later on today, my cousin called me and told me dede was @ her house. she said that dede wanted to bust hood rat jessy in her mouth. i asked why. she said that she has been giving jessy a ride to and from work and to drop her son off in the morning. this afternoon, dede is @ jessy's house and she sees this book on her table that says do not read. dede opens the book cause something in her told her to open it.

jessy was talking shit about dede.

big shit.

so dede aint fucking with her. now this is where i come in.

earlier today jessy told dede that I, delicious golden brown Poundcake, was a LAME. dammit, if i could get a pic of me and then a pic of this bitch, i would win hands down. and i'm not tooting my horn. im speaking the muthafucking truth. she also said that she didnt want to be seen with me. if she was seen with me, it would be an upgrade for her.

not only that, but didnt we fall out like TEN YEARS AGO?????? why are you still acknowledging me?? i find her irrelevant, cause i got bills to pay and i pays NO bitch any attention. i'm 25 now. so who's the lame?

i told dede i want her number.

i called the bitch she picked up i said "oh word, bitch i'm a lame?"

she hung up very quickly.

i called her, she didnt pick up and i left her a very educational voicemail.

and this is my conclusion as to why i hate bitches. why are you still sweating me after years of us not talking? why do some women feel they HAVE to dog out a woman who is doing them, looking better, and minding they fucking business? why?

gotta love a hater.

3 comments:

  1. Girl!! Now, let me say this as a woman who is a bit older than you...you should not have even acknowledged her. She was bothered by you not caring in the first place which is why she started talking shit on you. Go back to making her not exist...you approaching her is only making her feel like you care. Never have I shut a bitch up faster than when she was attempting to argue with her and I stopped her and told her I do not argue you with people I don't care about...LMAO


    and you prolly already know this...but beware of dede...cause she's fickle as hell...notice how she's kinda playing the middle man? she is eating this shit up...so side-eye that bitch HARD

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  2. you know what so mean, i was thinking abiout that shit abiut dede... had dede not known she was talking shit about her, would she have told me?????

    i know, i know, i should have not paid that ho no attention, but if you just SAW the kind of bitch she is and the kind of bitch i am, you'd be like yeah, lin, she was bugging out. but im done, i said what i had to say im not going to say nothing else to her. i was just super offended. but you're right, she doesn't deserve any more of my attention.

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  3. IF she ain't shit don't stress her. What is she 12 years old writing stuff in her diary about "dese girls don't like me..waaah" Man f her and keep your job!

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